Sideline Plays: How To Cheat…. And Get Away With It

Get A Separate Line:

If your spouse knows everything about you, they probably know you’re cheating. They can also break into your shit, i.e. your phone records, email, bank statements, etc. Your side boo should never know your home phone number, cell phone, work phone number, or your main email address. They may get messy and try to screenshot messages with your number or email address showing boldly at the top. Your significant other should also never know of your secret line. They can’t go through something they know nothing about.

Smart Phone, Dumb Shit:

Men do the dumbest shit with smart phones, which makes them the easiest way to get caught up. The Find My iPhone app (or Find My Mobile, for Andriods) lets you locate anyone on the same phone line as you (i.e. your spouse or family members). Not good. Your GPS also tags your location when you take pictures. That pic you took over your sidepiece’s house has their address tagged in your gallery. That selfie you posted from your living room shows your home address for your messy side chick to find. Your phone’s GPS also stores your recent and frequent locations inside the app.

Fortunately for you, there are creeps smarter than you who’ve created apps just for cheating. Take the Private Calculator app, for example. It looks like a regular calculator to prying eyes, but stores private contacts, pictures, and files inside. It can only be unlocked using a math equation that you set. If your partner tries to use it, it will act as a regular calculator, and your creep files stay hidden. The Vaulty Stocks app is another app used for cheating. It looks like an investment app, but is used to store private information.

If that’s too advanced for you or if you only have one phone line, you can FaceTime your sidepiece from your email. Face Timing does not show up on your phone bill.