Sideline Plays: How To Cheat…. And Get Away With It

I know what you’re thinking. “Icis what are you doing? We were rooting for you we were all rooting for you!” It has come to the point where this has to be talked about…. and if your partner wants to cheat on you, they will, regardless of this blog post. Now on to what inspired this article in the first place.

I’m an attractive single woman who’s beginning to date like a man. In the midst of this, I’ve been approached by 3 different men who all have women at home. I’ve been that woman at home for the past 5 years, so I chose to not play side chick for any of them. In my last relationship, I could have easily cheated and got away with it. As the old adage says, women are just better at cheating than men. The 3 men who approached me were very tacky in their approach.

If you’re gonna cheat, at least be discreet. Here are a few plays from the sideline on how to do wrong, the right way:

DON’T Talk Too Much:

In the first conversations with the 3 potential cheaters, they told me their whole life stories. I knew their real names, which side of town they lived on, the types of cars they drove, where they worked, how many kids they have, why they’re cheating, what they don’t like about their wives/ girlfriends, and where she worked.

Despite how lazy, uncouth, and dissatisfying their women are, they’re still around.  Her bad habits ain’t worth ending the relationship, right? So, why jeopardize that (even more) by telling me way too much info about you and her?

You’re looking to have a good time and get your shit wet. Being too open with your sidepiece could make the sidepiece feel they’re more important than you intended for them to feel. You’ve already told the sidepiece about your significant other, so there’s no pressure to hide anything. You feel comfortable enough with them to open up about things you wouldn’t dare tell anyone else. The sidepiece is privy to information about you your spouse doesn’t even have, and because of that, they feel like they have one up on your spouse.

Never make a person feel more important than they are, and if your sidepiece and spouse ever cross paths, the side will jump at the opportunity to show them who really has your heart.

Example: Main Chick Tina calls the number in your phone. Sidepiece Necole answers…

Main Chick Tina: “Hey, I found your number in my boyfriend’s phone and I read y’all text messages. Stop fucking calling my man!

Sidepiece Necole: “Your man? The same man who told me you don’t cook, clean, or fuck him right? The same man who had to pay to get your teeth fixed when he met you because they were rotten….

And that Audi you signed for, bitch? I had it when you went to Hawaii for a week!”

See the problem here? Main Chick Tina thought she was gonna check the sidepiece and ended up feeling worse than when she read your text messages. Now you’re left to plug the holes in the ship that your big lips sank. Even letting your side boo know you went to Walmart at 3:00pm Monday to pick up your Samsung curved TV is too much information. They only need to know the basics. I once caught my ex cheating and called his side chick. The chick didn’t even know his real name nor the 4 other nicknames he went by.

Your sidepiece has one job, and being your walking, talking diary ain’t it.

Use Protection:

Please. It’s too many STDs swimming around that could be passed along to your significant other. Even worse, you also risk the chance of bringing an unwanted child into this mess…

Always use protection!